1 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,094 - Quick COVID safety reminder: 2 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:08,617 please stop asking customers for gum. 3 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:10,488 Actually, that's not a COVID thing. 4 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:12,447 You should probably never do that. 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,363 As many of you know, today is my last day. 6 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:18,061 And given the crazy circumstances, 7 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,758 Glenn has agreed to step back in as manager. 8 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,718 So, yay! Glenn again! 9 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,416 - Guys, let's look on the bright side. 10 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,852 At least we don't lose Jonah 11 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:29,377 for another 13 days and 11 hours. 12 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,162 - Do you have my flight inf-- Anyway, yes. 13 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:35,165 Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now, 14 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,080 and I'm gonna tie up some loose ends, 15 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:40,083 and then join her in that amount of time. 16 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,171 - I just can't believe you're actually leaving. 17 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,086 I thought you and me were gonna work here 18 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:44,522 till we got old and died together. 19 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,787 I mean, not here at the store. But probably. 20 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,616 - Nope, these two are gonna die in California. 21 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,575 Of old age, hopefully, but who knows? 22 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,446 I heard Long Beach is a chlamydia pocket. 23 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,405 - You don't die of chlamydia. - Yeah. 24 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:58,841 It just goes away on its own. 25 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:01,670 - That is not true, Marcus. 26 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:04,847 - Wow, you guys are gonna go off into the sunset, 27 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:07,284 together forever. - Okay. 28 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,895 - California's so lucky! - Guys, we're just moving. 29 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,333 - Yeah, I can see it-- Jonah and Amy, 30 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,205 old as hell just sitting on a porch, 31 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,294 looking out at the Golden Gate. 32 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,818 You know, making out under the light of the Hollywood sign. 33 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:23,213 - I have map questions, but nice. 34 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,563 - You guys did it. You beat the odds, 35 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:28,392 and now you're gonna be together forever-- 36 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,612 - Okay, we're gonna be in this meeting forever 37 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,179 if you guys don't knock it off. 38 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,919 So Sandra, you're cleaning carts. 39 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:36,574 - Her last time handing out assignments! 40 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,750 - Sarah, you're repricing maternity wear in Softlines. 41 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:42,145 - Her last time asking Sarah to reprice maternity in Softlines. 42 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,233 - Brett, if you could please be... 43 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,888 - This is history! - On toilet duty--Glenn! 44 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,543 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,719 ♪ 46 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,503 [light music] 47 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,418 - All right, let's talk going away party. 48 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,246 I want to lower your expectations. 49 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:59,162 We have some mylar balloons, no helium. 50 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,469 - Hey, close the door. - Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:07,431 - So, this might be nothing, but a couple days ago, 52 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,303 I realized that this turquoise ring 53 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,392 I keep on my bedside table disappeared. 54 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,220 - Oh, so Emma started stealing from you? 55 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,788 For drugs probably. - No, I-I think Jonah took it. 56 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:19,226 - For drugs. - No, no drugs. 57 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,793 I think he took it to get my ring size. 58 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:24,405 For an engagement ring. 59 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,494 - Oh! - Eh... 60 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:27,799 - What is that? 61 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,497 I thought you inexplicably loved him. 62 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,586 - I do, I do, I love him. 63 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:34,415 I Just--I just don't know if we're there yet. 64 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,199 I mean, I was already nervous 65 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,853 about this big move across the country, 66 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,290 and now everybody's talking about forever... 67 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,596 - You don't have to get married right away. 68 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:42,814 Wait a couple years. 69 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:43,946 Oh, we could have a double wedding. 70 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,643 The theme is winter lumber mill. 71 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:46,818 It's not negotiable. 72 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,777 - I'll think about it. [sighs] 73 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,214 It's just this move is a lot of pressure on the relationship. 74 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,781 And what if it doesn't work out? 75 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,522 Jonah's uprooting his whole life for me. 76 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:55,914 - That may not be true. 77 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,960 That place is a land of liberal, small-boned men 78 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,963 who drink kombucha and collect sea glass without shame. 79 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:04,532 Chances are, Jonah would end up in California eventually. 80 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:07,839 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 81 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,364 Maybe this isn't all about me. I mean, get over yourself, Amy. 82 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,279 And the ring-- - Emma has a drug problem. 83 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,802 - Okay, thank you. 84 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,022 - Hey, do we think moccasins are cultural appropriation? 85 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,850 I feel like I can pull them off. 86 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,505 And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year-round. 87 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,898 - Rock mocs? 88 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:25,422 California Jonah's gonna be a lot. 89 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:28,251 - Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, 90 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,863 but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. 91 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,865 [Muzak playing in background] 92 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:37,521 - I'm gonna miss you too. - Okay, there it is. 93 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,698 Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser. 94 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,874 - No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy. 95 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,354 - Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. 96 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,660 You know what I'm not gonna miss? 97 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:49,011 This--this--this whole firing squad of sarcasm. 98 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,883 - No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. 99 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,755 I've taken some stock of my life, 100 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,539 and I'm glad I got to know you. 101 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:59,717 - Oh, wow. Really? 102 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,545 - Yeah. 103 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,373 - Ah! Ha ha! 104 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,809 You almost had me! 105 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:08,335 [bleep] you, dude! [bleep] you! 106 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,684 [knocking on door] 107 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,381 - Come in. 108 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,775 - Hey, hey, Matt-- oh, wow! 109 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,994 So cute and cozy in here! 110 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,823 I bet this is what Santa's toy workshop looks like. 111 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,085 Well, not the main floor, 112 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,783 but, you know, payroll or something. 113 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,437 - Thanks! 114 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,003 Oh, by the way, 115 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,875 thanks for keeping this little assistant arrangement going. 116 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,877 I know it's kind of unusual. 117 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,532 - Of course, and I won't change a thing, 118 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,621 because I wanna help you too. 119 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,492 And also I don't totally understand 120 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,102 what you and Amy came up with. 121 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,540 - I appreciate it. - Oh, now business. 122 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,020 I was thinking of doing a little slideshow 123 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,936 for Amy's goodbye party, and I was hoping that you could 124 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,113 come up with some electronic photos of her time here. 125 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,680 You know the type of photos I mean? 126 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,552 Like, you can't hold them in your hand. 127 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,423 - I do. And happy to. 128 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,903 - Oh, hey! 129 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:58,123 Maybe we could videotape people saying goodbye to Amy, 130 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,821 and then take those video clips 131 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,605 and, like, put them next to each other. 132 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:05,435 Like, but when one would stop, the other one would begin, 133 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,829 sort of like a parade. - Yes, I get it, yeah. 134 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,353 Please stop. This is hurting me. 135 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,530 - Sandra, just a heads-up, with Amy leaving, 136 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,966 you're on track to being my best friend in the store. 137 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,577 - Really? - Yeah. 138 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,882 Obviously, I'm not thrilled with this situation, 139 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:19,101 so I am interviewing other candidates, 140 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,495 but if I crap out, it's you. 141 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,410 - Understood. Good luck. 142 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,628 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 143 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,500 Where are you going? You're not done here. 144 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,153 You think corona just sticks to the handles? 145 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,025 You think it plays by your rules? 146 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,027 Put some elbow grease into it, for God's sake! 147 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,508 What's wrong with you? - Sorry, sorry. 148 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:37,467 - Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the best friend thing. 149 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,034 [light music playing] 150 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:42,646 - Hey, how's your last day going? 151 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,431 - Exhausting. - Yeah? 152 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:45,693 - Justine made me do a bunch of 153 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,825 "Charlie's Angels" pictures with her. 154 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,914 Don't ask to see them. 155 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,525 - It's gonna be hard to leave this place, huh? 156 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,701 - Plus, I have all these Zephra forms I have to fill out. 157 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,833 - Yeah, well, your mistake was leaving with the job. 158 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,488 I got nothing to sign. 159 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,011 - Kinda makes it feel very real, huh? 160 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,665 - Yeah. 161 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,493 - Can't believe I'm moving out to California. 162 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,539 Although part of me feels like you probably 163 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,105 would've ended up out there anyway, right? 164 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,890 - I don't know, I never really thought about California. 165 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,805 I always figured I might end up back in Chicago. 166 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,197 - Hmm. 167 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:17,638 - Man, Zephra's life insurance policy is incredible. 168 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,988 The surviving spouse makes out like a bandit. 169 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,207 If you die, I'm set for life. 170 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,645 - [laughs uneasily] - You better watch out. 171 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,124 There's a lot of cliffs out there, you know? 172 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,822 Two of us go hiking, 173 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,563 and we get a little too close to the edge... 174 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,173 Accidents happen, you know? 175 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,566 If I don't shave, 176 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,524 I could sell the whole grieving husband thing-- 177 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,918 - I don't think we really have to talk about this right now. 178 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,224 - Yeah, no, I'm-- I was just joking. 179 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,139 It just-- - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it. 180 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,793 You know, the whole, like, cliff thing. 181 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,970 Aah! Ha! Dead! Ha! 182 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,060 I just, I have-- - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 183 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,149 Yeah, sing--sign your papers. 184 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,108 [light music] 185 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:55,023 . 186 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:59,462 - Maybe not best friends, right, but two levels down? 187 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:01,333 Like we don't go out to eat lunch, 188 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,423 but sometimes we eat it here together. 189 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,076 - Mm, I don't really like watching you eat. 190 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,644 It's not that you're bad at it. It's just--small mouth. 191 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,733 What would three levels down look like? 192 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,040 - We eat lunch at different tables 193 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,781 and kind of go, "'Sup?" 194 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,131 - "'Sup?" Okay, that'll be fun. 195 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,698 I think that's the right level for us. 196 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,048 - Great, thanks. - Thank you. 197 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,702 'Sup? 198 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,313 - To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. 199 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,620 Things have felt off recently. 200 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,449 Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out. 201 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,189 - What was the joke? - Nothing. 202 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,800 It was just like how I was gonna murder her. 203 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:35,280 - Murder her? - Yeah, like for insurance. 204 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,413 - Guys who look like you should not make jokes 205 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,154 about murdering their girlfriends. 206 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,417 - I don't have a murderer face, I don't. 207 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,114 No one's ever said that to me before. 208 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,769 - Because they don't wanna get murdered. 209 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,076 - Okay, when I say "Amy," 210 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,513 what's a fun story that springs to mind? 211 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,733 - She once borrowed $30 from me 212 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:55,300 so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. 213 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,303 Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" 214 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,305 She never paid me back. 215 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:04,353 - I don't think that's a very fun story. 216 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:08,488 - Hey, Amy, it's so great that you're going to "California." 217 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,707 My sister went to "California," 218 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:13,275 and it really helped turn her life around. 219 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:14,711 - The main thing I remember about Amy 220 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,583 is her and Jonah doing it on camera 221 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,193 during that town hall meeting. 222 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:21,152 Free live porn? Uh, yes, please! 223 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:23,285 [lively music] 224 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:24,808 - Good luck drying out in there. 225 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,854 In "California." 226 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,551 - What's your favorite memory of Amy? 227 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:31,162 - I just met her this morning, so... 228 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,729 today's my first day here. 229 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,514 - Oh, wow, fun! 230 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,559 Let's hear your hot take on Amy. 231 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,519 - She seems...really nice. 232 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,433 - Oh, could you be more specific? 233 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:45,350 - She's nice and... short. 234 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,570 - This is a mistake. - Yeah, okay. 235 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,572 It was nice meeting you guys. 236 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,400 - Hey, are these all clean? 237 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,402 - Yup, freshly sanitized. 238 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,143 [cart wheels squeak] 239 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,624 - Ugh, I hate the squeakers. 240 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,887 Ooh, we got a curvy one. 241 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,802 - Ma'am, if you could-- 242 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,717 you're touching all of them, it's just-- 243 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,284 - Oh, this one's still warm. Yikes. 244 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:07,590 - Sorry. 245 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,549 - Um... 246 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,769 Hey, so I just wanted to apologize 247 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,597 for my joke earlier. 248 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,773 You know where I stand on violence against women. 249 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,906 - Yes, I know, you're against it, we're cool. 250 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,864 - Okay, cool, 'cause you seemed uncomfortable, 251 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,605 and I don't wanna-- - Yeah. 252 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,868 It wasn't-- it wasn't that. 253 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,610 Um...it's just... 254 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:30,657 there's been a lot of talk about our future lately, 255 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,833 and it's just a little overwhelming. 256 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,924 - Oh, uh...oh, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just excited. 257 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,622 - No, me too! I'm--I'm excited too. 258 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,538 It's just...don't you also sort of feel like, 259 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,671 "Aah, I'm drowning! Ha ha!" 260 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,195 - Mine's kind of a purer excitement, 261 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,284 without the drowning part. 262 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,287 - Yes--just--Jonah, please just don't listen to me, okay? 263 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,419 I don't-- I'm spinning out today. 264 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:57,466 I just--the truth is, I lost a ring 265 00:09:57,509 --> 00:10:00,469 and I thought you took it, and I just, like-- 266 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,558 I got scared that you were thinking about, like, 267 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,691 proposing to me, and-- - Wow. 268 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,257 - What? 269 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,911 - I just--I didn't realize that the idea 270 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,784 of, um, marrying me was so horrifying. 271 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:11,872 - No, no, that's not-- 272 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,351 - No, I mean, I'm just-- I'm surprised 273 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,223 because you asked me to move out with you. 274 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,530 - I mean, well, technically you offered to move with me. 275 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:19,967 - Seriously? - And I love it! 276 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,317 I loved the idea of you moving with me. 277 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,711 I just--I didn't realize that that meant 278 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:28,236 everything was gonna move so quickly. 279 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,629 - What are you--what's-- what are you doing? 280 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,587 Where's-- where is this coming from? 281 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,416 - [exhales sharply] It's just... 282 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,727 I married Adam because I felt like I had to. 283 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,990 And that was the wrong thing to do. 284 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:47,516 And I just feel like this move is pushing us down this path, 285 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,345 and I don't think we'd be talking about marriage 286 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695 if I didn't get this job, right? 287 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,351 - I... 288 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,441 No, yeah. You're probably right. 289 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:03,532 Here is your ring back, by the way. 290 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,014 Um, I'm gonna-- I gotta get back to work. 291 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,756 I will see you, uh, in a little bit. 292 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,453 [sniffles] 293 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:19,461 - Oh, hey, I'm coming back here to do some work. 294 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,117 - Uh-huh, the old "I'll check in the back for you" trick. 295 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,771 It's all good. 296 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,338 I kinda wanna hide away today too--it's been a rough one. 297 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:31,342 - Yeah--oh, hey, I apologize for Jonah's murder joke. 298 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,518 I've been a little generous with my laughs. 299 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,216 I'm just, you know, 300 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,739 trying to make things nice in these last couple weeks. 301 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,741 Guy's just amped up. 302 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,525 I'm sure he'll level out once he gets out to California. 303 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,832 - Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure 304 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,442 that's even happening anymore, but... 305 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,402 - What? Dude. 306 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,796 - I think he's ready for a much bigger step than I am. 307 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,362 He's talking about marriage. 308 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,016 - I mean, you can't be that surprised 309 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,496 that the guy wants to marry you, right? 310 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,020 I mean, he's been in love with you since day one. 311 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,109 You remember the whole stars on the ceiling thing? 312 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,198 - Of course I remember. I mean... 313 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,374 which, by the way, I barely knew the guy. 314 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,898 It could've been a little creepy. 315 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,335 - Oh, I totally see that. It's a big swing. 316 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,119 - But you're right. 317 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,819 I mean, he's been all in since day one, 318 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:17,911 and he has such a big heart and he's a good person and... 319 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:21,392 [sighs] God, I don't know what I'm doing. 320 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,308 - Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out. 321 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,006 - Thanks. 322 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,877 - I'm gonna play this game. 323 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,574 - Play away. 324 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,098 - Best friend? Jeez! 325 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,143 I'm so thrilled you thought of me. 326 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,797 - You're just in the running, okay? 327 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,364 And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability 328 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,409 to donate any organs I may need in the future. 329 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,063 - Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, 330 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,544 because I'll be using it. - [exhales deeply] 331 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,112 - Also, my kidneys aren't great. 332 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:48,289 - Hi, Amy. It's Glenn. 333 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:54,469 I just wanted to say how very proud I, Glenn, am of you. 334 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,037 - Sorry, Glenn. Um, she can see you. 335 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,908 So you don't have to keep saying your name. 336 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:02,390 - Oh, of course, right. She'll know. Okay. 337 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,480 Hi Amy, it's me. 338 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,919 - Stop. 339 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,140 - Hey, there you are. 340 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,142 I've been looking for you. 341 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:19,407 I wanted to say I'm sorry and I love you, 342 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,148 and I got you something. 343 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,329 - Aqua socks? - Yeah. 344 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,939 Well, I wanted to get you moccasins, 345 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,332 but the only pair left in the store 346 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,116 is covered with what I'm hoping is Silly Putty 347 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,291 and not something from an animal. 348 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,293 But you get it. 349 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,642 - I-I actually don't. 350 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:41,646 - It means I'm excited about California, 351 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,388 and you and me and us in California! 352 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,130 It's a gesture, Jonah. I'm gesturing. 353 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,871 I'm doing the Jonah thing. 354 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,394 - Okay, so you're saying... 355 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:53,876 - I'm saying maybe I'm wrong, and--and--and-- 356 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,139 and probably you're right, and we should just get married. 357 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,576 Maybe not right away, or, you know, 358 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,361 maybe not for a few years, but then eventually-- 359 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,667 - Amy, Amy, do you wanna marry me? 360 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,234 - Are you-- 361 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,149 - I'm not proposing to you. I'm asking a question. 362 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,977 Do you wanna marry me? Yes or no? 363 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,153 - I--that's not a fair question! 364 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,981 - That's not fair? I'm blowing my life up for you. 365 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,591 The least you could do is answer the question. 366 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,680 Do you wanna marry me? - I don't know! 367 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,508 - That's not answer! Yes or no? 368 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,075 - Then no! 369 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,688 [sighs] 370 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,908 No, Jonah... 371 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,520 I don't know why I have to make this decision right now. 372 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,348 Can't we just get to California 373 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,176 and then we'll just see how it goes? 374 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:36,266 - I'm not coming to California. - What? 375 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,182 - Amy, we've been together for years. 376 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,011 We live together, we work together, 377 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,578 we're raising Parker together. 378 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,450 I don't know what else you need to know. 379 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,714 And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes. 380 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,716 - Okay, then--then-- 381 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,588 then don't come to California. 382 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,286 We can... we can do long-distance. 383 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,985 We'll Zoom date, and you can have your couscous 384 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,726 and me with my Hot Pockets-- - Amy. 385 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,076 - Please. 386 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,123 I don't wanna lose you. 387 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,735 - When we first met, you told me that... 388 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:15,392 all your days felt the same, and you felt trapped. 389 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,047 [sighs] And I don't wanna be the reason 390 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:21,572 that you feel like that again. 391 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,618 - [sighs] 392 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,055 ♪ 393 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,752 Jonah. 394 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,580 What if I'm wrong? 395 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:33,584 What if I get out there and I realize that I made a mistake? 396 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,587 - I'm guessing you'll know where to find me. 397 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,424 - Aqua socks, Amy? [bleep] aqua socks? 398 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,080 I hate you, 2020! 399 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,216 - And that's why you're the best, Amy. 400 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,914 Yours, and warmest regards, 401 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,352 Glenn...Sturgis. 402 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,355 - ♪ You'll never be far, I'm keeping you near ♪ 403 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,315 ♪ Inside of my heart, you're here ♪ 404 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,360 ♪ Go on, it's gotta be time ♪ 405 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:15,975 - Hi Amy, thanks for looking out for me all these years. 406 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,281 You were kinda like a second mom to me. 407 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,327 You taught me so much. 408 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,678 And now that you're moving away, 409 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,897 it's kinda like you're saying, "Okay, Cheyenne, 410 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,508 "like, you know it all now. 411 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,032 You have nothing left to learn." 412 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,382 - ♪ I've found my treasure 413 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,428 - You know, for me, this has always just been a job. 414 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,517 You know, a job I hated. - What? 415 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,346 - I'd clock in, do as little work as possible, clock out. 416 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,349 And that's still gonna be the case, but... 417 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,046 I'm just gonna hate it a little more without you here. 418 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,353 - Aww. 419 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,443 - ♪ I know you're gold 420 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705 ♪ It won't take you long to get ♪ 421 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,228 - Aww. - Aww. 422 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,057 - Amy? I don't, uh... it doesn't ring a bell. 423 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,363 There's an Amy that works here? 424 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,060 Cloud 9? 425 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,802 Just kidding. Dumb joke. 426 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:04,414 Anyway, congrats. You're awesome. 427 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,633 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, 428 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,287 I love you, blah blah blah blah blah. 429 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,724 I don't really need to say goodbye, 430 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,554 so I will just say, "See you in California." 431 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,816 Can't wait. 432 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,035 - Aww. - Aww. 433 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,558 - Okay, my turn. 434 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,038 Shh, guys, best part! 435 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,650 Amy, you've done so much for me. 436 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,392 You gave me this job, 437 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,698 you've helped me through some... 438 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,919 some hard times. and if it weren't for you, 439 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,790 I never would've met my boyfriend. 440 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,488 - Right? 441 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,924 - Because even though I said, 442 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,318 "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," 443 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,537 even when it became a clear HR violation... 444 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,017 - It is. - You just kept pushing. 445 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,412 And, Amy, you were right. 446 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:50,765 ♪ Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ♪ 447 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:54,116 ♪ Because I knew you 448 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,032 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 449 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,949 [harmonizing] ♪ Because I knew you 450 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:06,476 ♪ I have been changed 451 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,131 ♪ For good 452 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,613 - That'll do, pig. - Excuse me? 453 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,616 [plaintive music] 454 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,662 ♪ 455 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,404 - Oh, wow. All packed up. 456 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,971 - Yup, just about. 457 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,842 - Well, I wanted to give you something. 458 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,544 - Aww, that's pretty. Thank you. 459 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,415 - It's Myrtle. 460 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,809 Remember how she always wanted to go out to California? 461 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,463 So I talked to her family, 462 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,552 and they said you can take her out there. 463 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,597 You know, make her dreams come true. 464 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,165 - Oh, that's really sweet, actually. 465 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,515 - Yeah, her sister said you got about a third of her in there. 466 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,821 - Oh. - Yeah. 467 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,606 And--and... 468 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,347 I also wanted to give you this. 469 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,137 - An I-9? Thank you. 470 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,010 - It's your I-9 from when you were a summer hire, remember? 471 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:05,535 And now here we are, 17 years later, 472 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,059 and you're off to some fancy corporate job. 473 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,540 I couldn't be prouder. 474 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,021 - I can't believe you saved this. 475 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,111 - Well, I always knew you were gonna be special. 476 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,418 - [sighs] 477 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,029 - Also, I saved everyone's, for auditing purposes. 478 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,379 - Well, it's still very cool. 479 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,818 It's gonna be really weird not seeing your face, 480 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,648 'cause your face has just always been there. 481 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,390 [sniffling] 482 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,786 [exhales] 483 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,049 - Not yet! - Okay. 484 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,746 - ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh 485 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,662 [indistinct chatter] 486 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,753 ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh 487 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,059 [fireworks exploding] 488 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,539 - Wow. 489 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,063 - ♪ Once upon a time, it was paradise ♪ 490 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,152 - It's a going-away present from me and Bo. 491 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,241 We found a ton of fireworks at the dump. 492 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:03,071 - Ohh, Cheyenne, that's really sweet, thank you. 493 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,856 You know you can call me, right? 494 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,076 For anything. - Oh, yeah. 495 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,904 I probably won't call you, though. 496 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,993 I'll just text, if that's okay. 497 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,038 - Yeah, no, I-- that's what I meant. 498 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,215 - Okay. Ooh, I'm empty. 499 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,565 - Go get it. [laughs] 500 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:22,003 - ♪ I want my house in the hills ♪ 501 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:25,093 ♪ Don't want the whiskey and pills ♪ 502 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,616 - Hey. - Hey. 503 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,531 - [grunts] How's the search going? 504 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,054 - Eh, kinda striking out. 505 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,839 I'm staring down the barrel of Sandra right now, 506 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,623 so I think I may have to resort to the night shift. 507 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,235 - Yikes. - How are you doing? 508 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,106 The whole Jonah thing? 509 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,934 - Feels pretty bad. 510 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,980 But also not wrong, so... 511 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,636 I'll miss him. I'll miss you. 512 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,595 - Yeah. 513 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,988 You know, the harder I try to replace you, 514 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,513 the more I realize that, uh, 515 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,558 maybe you're not replaceable. 516 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,778 I don't know. I'm probably wrong. 517 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,301 Yeah, just tired or something. 518 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,956 - That's-- that's probably it. 519 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,610 - Yeah, I mean, we're still gonna see each other. 520 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,133 Sure, I mean, I'm never going to California, 521 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,613 but we can meet in Fort Collins. 522 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,615 - It's a deal. 523 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,618 ♪ 524 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,272 - Thought you might need something a little stronger. 525 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,187 - ♪ Woke up one day, and it turned to dust ♪ 526 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,059 - Thanks. 527 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,930 - Want me to start talking trash about her? 528 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,324 - No, man, come on. 529 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,544 [sighs] 530 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,111 Maybe tomorrow. 531 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:30,158 - ♪ I'm not who I used to be 532 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,248 ♪ You say that everything changed ♪ 533 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,642 ♪ You're right, we're grown now ♪ 534 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,600 ♪ So won't you slide away? 535 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,646 ♪ Back to the ocean 536 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,649 ♪ I'll go back to the city lights ♪ 537 00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:43,954 ♪ So won't you slide away? 538 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,348 ♪ Back to the ocean 539 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,264 ♪ La-la-la, you'll slide away ♪